13 May 2008

Norcism: Washed out

Tycocoon: I have a great idea for a business.

Jeep butterfly: Okay let’s make some money...

Tycocoon: Masculine wash!

Jeep butterfly: Wha?

Tycocoon: You know how everyone’s a fan of feminine wash. I’m thinking, why not make one for men, too?

Jeep butterfly: Your fascination with male gonads intrigues and throws me off at the same time.

Tycocoon: Think about it—it’s proper hygiene for everybody!

Jeep butterfly: Something tells me your face has gotten tired of pH5 and wants to try something more, say, familiar…

Tycocoon: It’s perfect! I even have an advertising tag already: (in the vernacular)

“Before you blow, wash it first!”

Jeep butterfly: You hangout in Malate way too much, pal, way too much.
QWERTY-ed by Paoper at 10:26 |  
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