13 March 2008

Counting the ways

  1. The only way to understand a boss is through the cake he eats during a staff meeting. If he orders it all for himself, then the company is in good hands, for he doesn't need to suck up because the Advertising is doing a good job and his bank account is in the fag of health. If he distributes plates, then you know you won't be having a great weekend for the next 3 months.
  2. As always, the only way to end a meeting on-a-loop is to say yes to everything.
  3. An effective way to scare muggers away is to look like a hoodlum yourself. Just frown and think miserable thoughts, like the Malacañang.
  4. The only way to enjoy Meet The Spartans is to not take it seriously. Seriously.
  5. But if you plan to take it seriously, use a torrent.
  6. If I will take the film seriously, I shall never look at pizza the same way ever again. Eww.
  7. Step Up 2: The Streets has some fantastic street beats--but NOT the gangster boom-boom ones. The opening scene was fun. And that final dance under the rain was funtastic. One other way it's ahead its predecessor it that it has a better plot ending: Stay away from me you out-of-school youth freaks, I'm makin' out with a hot white boy now! Fab.
  8. When latecomers barge in on the opening credits, looking for a 20-seat row in a regular theater for everyone to witness, take a deep breath, make sure you're heard within a mile-radius, and ask, "Are we in a coliseum?" Trust me, it works
  9. One way to bring hilarious confusion back into your life is to hear a tricycle driver ask you, "Sa'n tayo, 'te? Ay--'pre? (Where to, miss? Err--sir?)" But if you get THIS in a bar, well, then...
It's time to rest your case.
QWERTY-ed by Paoper at 09:02 |  
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