11 June 2008
My life as a power napper
4PM. Holiday. Phone goes off. Steam dream with Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets cut.
Liver Lady: (sic) Woi! Msta? No blita? Hay holiday nga ngyn my psk nmn mya. Kw, CHILAX ka lng ata ngyn e.Ingats!
Lost In Translation: (gets a pen and paper and a dictionary and a thesaurus)
...
Lost In Translation: Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: (sic) Gagi ka tlga!Praning!Msta?
LIT (sees "Woi!"): Chinese Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: ...
LIT: "Chilax"? Is this an infotxt on bubble gum?
Liver Lady: (sic) Hay nako ewn ko seo ___!Msta nb?Nonang blta seo ha?
LIT (sees "seo"): Colegiala Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: Wah
LIT: Crybaby Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: ...
LIT (goes back to "chilax"): OMG. Did we travel back to 1995, and I'm being recruited to Tropical Depression?!
Liver Lady: I HATE U.
LIT: Look, my hair's forming dreads on its own!
Liver Lady: (sic) Woi! Msta? No blita? Hay holiday nga ngyn my psk nmn mya. Kw, CHILAX ka lng ata ngyn e.Ingats!
Lost In Translation: (gets a pen and paper and a dictionary and a thesaurus)
...
Lost In Translation: Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: (sic) Gagi ka tlga!Praning!Msta?
LIT (sees "Woi!"): Chinese Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: ...
LIT: "Chilax"? Is this an infotxt on bubble gum?
Liver Lady: (sic) Hay nako ewn ko seo ___!Msta nb?Nonang blta seo ha?
LIT (sees "seo"): Colegiala Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: Wah
LIT: Crybaby Bob Marley?
Liver Lady: ...
LIT (goes back to "chilax"): OMG. Did we travel back to 1995, and I'm being recruited to Tropical Depression?!
Liver Lady: I HATE U.
LIT: Look, my hair's forming dreads on its own!
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