10 September 2008
Things we don't need: Horny cashier people
At a grocery store.
Cashier: Puwedeng pakibilisan diyan? (Could you hurry up?)
Bagger: Sagutin mo muna 'yung tanong ko. (Answer my question first.)
Cashier: Oh! Shat ap!
Shopping nymph scraping bag for coins: (What the—?)
Bagger: Puwede ba kitang mayaya lumabas? (Can I ask you out?)
Cashier: Ang kulit mo talaga. Shat ap na nga sabi! *giggles*
(You're so persistent. I said shut up! *pretends to be a virgin*)
Bagger leaning forward to cashier:
Ah, siguro may magagalit 'no, 'pag niyaya kita lumabas?
(So, you already have a boyfriend...)
Cashier slapping bagger's arm:
Heller! Wats du you care?! *giggles*
Bagger: (laughs like balls were being electrocuted)
Shopping nymph gripping a bolo inside the bag:
AY EWAN KO SA INYO 'DUN NA AKO SA KANTO BIBILI NG KATOL!
Shopping nymph finally reaches the counter after seven days in line...
Cashier: Puwedeng pakibilisan diyan? (Could you hurry up?)
Bagger: Sagutin mo muna 'yung tanong ko. (Answer my question first.)
Cashier: Oh! Shat ap!
Shopping nymph scraping bag for coins: (What the—?)
Bagger: Puwede ba kitang mayaya lumabas? (Can I ask you out?)
Cashier: Ang kulit mo talaga. Shat ap na nga sabi! *giggles*
(You're so persistent. I said shut up! *pretends to be a virgin*)
Bagger leaning forward to cashier:
Ah, siguro may magagalit 'no, 'pag niyaya kita lumabas?
(So, you already have a boyfriend...)
Cashier slapping bagger's arm:
Heller! Wats du you care?! *giggles*
Bagger: (laughs like balls were being electrocuted)
Shopping nymph gripping a bolo inside the bag:
AY EWAN KO SA INYO 'DUN NA AKO SA KANTO BIBILI NG KATOL!
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lol! with this translation (You're so persistent. I said shut up! *pretends to be a virgin*)