22 April 2008

Norcism: Measure of a man 2

Woman hater: Someday, I’m gonna put up my own events agency.

#3: Let me guess: Bikini fashion shows, truck shows, bodybuilding fairs, nude photo exhibits and mass tanning sessions.

Woman hater: How did you know?!

#3: Wild, wild guess.

Woman hater: But you missed a very important part of my agency’s program.

#3: "No shirts allowed"?

Woman hater: "No gays allowed"!

#3: …

Woman hater: …

#3: Why are you telling me this?

Woman hater: ‘Coz I’ll be needing your help in attending my own events! Ha-ha-ha! Kidding!

#3: Riiiight.
QWERTY-ed by Paoper at 17:21 |  
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